Here’s an excellent handjob technique that reduces most of the mess using items you probably already have. Oh, did I mention it feels terrific, too? Give it a try in your marriage bed and see for yourself.
Giving your husband a really good handjob can get pretty messy. The possibility of excess lube spilling on the sheets or furniture can be a turn-off for many wives, and having to wash up afterward can be inconvenient.
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How to Perform the Mess-Free Handjob Technique
Items you’ll need for this technique: A condom, water-based lube (thicker is better), and a hand towel.
- You and your husband get in place and ready for the handjob.
- Open the condom and unroll it completely without putting it on him.
- Take about five to ten drops of lube and drip it inside the condom.
- Hold the condom up with one hand and roll the shaft of the condom around between the fingers of your other hand to spread the lube around inside of the condom. Try to keep the lube from getting near the opening of the condom so that it doesn’t ooze out.
- Place the condom to the side and stimulate your husband until he has an erection.
- Stretch the condom’s opening out a little and slide it onto the shaft of his penis.
- Make an okay sign with the hand that won’t be stroking his penis and wrap your thumb and pointer finger around the base of his penis to hold the condom in place so it doesn’t slide off. Tip: The Cuddle Grip Handjob Technique is perfect for this technique.
- Use your favorite handjob techniques to slide the lubricated condom up and down over your husband’s penis.
- When you’re done, make a ring with your thumb and pointer finger, and place it firmly around the opening of the condom that’s still on your husband.
- Slide the condom up while keeping your “okay sign” tight so that the lube and other fluids stay inside the condom as you slip it off.
- Clean up the little mess that’s left, and throw away the condom.
There you go. An easy, clean handjob!
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Additional Stimulation
- Devine Testicular Stimulation: Add lots of additional stimulation to this technique by cupping a small vibrator in your free hand and gently cup his testicles with that hand.
- Perineum Stimulation: Press the broad head of your g-spot vibrator against your husband’s perineum and stimulate this sensitive area and his prostate while giving him a handjob.
- Surprise! Surprise your husband and turn his handjob into a blowjob by giving him fellatio over the condom.
Mike says
The mess-free handjob is my wife’s favorite! She doesn’t like blow jobs, sex is painful for her, and typical hand jobs are too messy for her, so the mess-free hand job has become the go-to in our marriage bed. The only problem is the lube inside the condom makes the base slip up, so you have to hold the base so the condom doesn’t slip up and get lube all over her hands. We found a product by Toylie called a latex “sheath”… it’s like a reusable condom but it secures to the testicles so it doesn’t slip up. It’s a little thicker than a condom, but I like not having to hold the base secure and she likes how it keeps all the lube inside – truly mess-free!
Abe says
My wife and I have had to use the handjob technique more often than not lately because I for one sometimes have a hard time maintaining an erection hard enough for intercourse and she has a difficult time getting into position and holding that position long enough for me to finish. So she is pretty much chair bound. So I stand in front of her recliner and she alternates hands and sometimes both hands together to get me off. What we use for the so-called “mess”, is a blue incontinance pad that I drape over her chest and that way all she has to deal with is wiping her hands afterwards. We also use coconut oil as a lube because it’s naturally occurring and sometimes she switches from hand to mouth and the coconut oil is perfect for that as it’s non toxic and great for the skin as well as can be used internally and externally without a problem. For her stimulation, she sits in the chair position of the recliner, we use the pad underneath her and I slide an oiled up vibrator into her vagina, and then use some oil on my fingers and I part her labia and stroke the bottom of the tip of her clitoris and she can comfortably orgasm multiple times in that position without any distress. This way nothing gets on the chair material and very little mess cleanup. We have a couple we are friends with and the wife has MS and is chair bound also and her and her husband use these same techniques to keep each other satisfied and in a healthy and happy relationship. It’s just a matter of perspective and what works for everyone in any given relationship with any sort of disability.
John says
My wife uses this mess-free technique exclusively now. I don’t like having to wear a condom, but she makes me wear one to keep her hands clean and to prevent a mess. Husbands, be careful about trying this with your wife because she may make you always wear a condom.
Jen C. says
LOVE this handjob technique! Wives – you need to get your husband to get onboard with this ASAP. Since we found this I have my husband wear a condom for almost all handjobs. It works for us. A big plus… he now loves no condom handjobs more than anything. I reward him with a raw handjob every couple months for special occasions or just for being an amazing husband!
Rachel says
Semen puts me off so I used to be reluctant to give my husband handjobs. Now that we use this condom method he is enjoying handjobs much more often – almost every week! He’s happy with the frequency but says it’s no comparison to bare handjobs. I give him a bare one every few months to do something special for him but now 99% of the time it’s with a condom
FF says
Whilst condoms are effective for this has anyone tried Tenga Love eggs?
Super soft and also mess free, they say they are disposable but if you wash carefully and dry mine last months and not only do they minimise mess the topography inside feels amazing!! Wavy is our favourite
jerry says
We love using
“Strokers” male sex toys… And the fun!, Part at the end, just shoots up inside the soft stroker… Just rinse the seamen out, and repeat!!!