Here’s an excellent handjob technique that reduces most of the mess you can try using items you probably already have. Oh, did I mention it feels terrific, too? Give it a try in your marriage bed and see for yourself.
Giving your husband a really good handjob can get pretty messy. The possibility of excess lube spilling on the sheets or furniture can be a turn-off for many wives, and having to wash up afterward might be too inconvenient for others.
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How to Perform the Mess-Free Handjob Technique
Items you’ll need for this technique: A condom, water-based lube (thicker is better), and a hand towel.
- You and your husband get in place and ready for the handjob.
- Open the condom and unroll it completely without putting it on him.
- Take about five to ten drops of lube and drip it inside the condom.
- Hold the condom up with one hand and roll the shaft of the condom around between the fingers of your other hand to spread the lube around inside of the condom. Try to keep the lube from getting near the opening of the condom so that it doesn’t ooze out.
- Place the condom to the side and stimulate your husband until he has an erection.
- Stretch the condom’s opening out a little and slide it onto the shaft of his penis.
- Use your favorite handjob techniques to slide the lubricated condom up and down over your husband’s penis.
- When you’re done, make a ring with your thumb and pointer finger, and place it firmly around the opening of the condom that’s still on your husband.
- Slide the condom up while keeping your “okay sign” tight so that the lube and other fluids stay inside the condom as you slip it off.
- Clean up the little mess that’s left, and throw away the condom.
There you go. An easy, clean handjob!
Additional Stimulation
- Devine Testicular Stimulation: Add lots of additional stimulation to this technique by cupping a small vibrator in your free hand and gently cup his testicles with that hand.
- Perineum Stimulation: Press the broad head of your g-spot vibrator against your husband’s perineum and stimulate this sensitive area and his prostate while giving him a handjob.
- Surprise! Surprise your husband and turn his handjob into a blowjob by giving him fellatio over the condom.
Mike says
The mess-free handjob is my wife’s favorite! She doesn’t like blow jobs, sex is painful for her, and typical hand jobs are too messy for her, so the mess-free hand job has become the go-to in our marriage bed. The only problem is the lube inside the condom makes the base slip up, so you have to hold the base so the condom doesn’t slip up and get lube all over her hands. We found a product by Toylie called a latex “sheath”… it’s like a reusable condom but it secures to the testicles so it doesn’t slip up. It’s a little thicker than a condom, but I like not having to hold the base secure and she likes how it keeps all the lube inside – truly mess-free!